Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Hippo gnu deer
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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