The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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