Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
and you said cock pushups were impossible
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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