I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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