the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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