Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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