dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
