we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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