Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I've blown a few things in my day
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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