The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
