oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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