even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am available for nakedness
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Randomize
