i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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