I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
