If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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