google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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