guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
