Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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