office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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