This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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