In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
...so i touched it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Randomize
