And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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