You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
