He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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