Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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