He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
he thought i was a dude.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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