Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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