...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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