thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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