thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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