Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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