its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
