I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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