im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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