So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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