i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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