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did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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