I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
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