Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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