what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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