what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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