He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
two words...techno handjob
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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