i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Randomize
