so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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