He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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