Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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