He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She's the barista slut.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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