You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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