So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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