I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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