I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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